Top Ten Reasons Bike Polo is Better than Horse Polo

1. A horse has a mind of its own; a bicycle always does what it's told;
2. You need a 'string' of horses for polo, but only one bike for bicycle polo
3. Different horses require different mallet lengths; you can adjust the height of a bicycle seat, so you only need one mallet;
4. You can transport bicycles on the roof or in the trunk of your car;
5. You can leave a bicycle in the corner of your garage for years, and a little Armor-all and WD-40 will make it good as new;
6. Bicycles eat a lot less than horses;
7. Consequently, they are a lot easier to clean up after;
8. It's a lot less hazardous to your health to have a bicycle fall on you;
9. Some rich guy can't beat you to the ball just by buying a faster bike; he still has to pedal it;
10. When you break a spoke, you don't have to shoot your bike. "

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