1. Mary Poppins can do anything
2. But if she needs a hand, Bert the chimney sweep will help
3. "Childhood slips like sand, through a sieve"
4. A spoonful of sugar really does help the medicine go down
5. Shaking a chimney sweep's hand is very lucky, indeed
6. If you try hard enough, you can make a cymbal noise by nodding your head
7. Talking circles around people is easier if you sing
8. You don't have to explain everything
9. Mary Poppins is never sacked
10. Shooting blanks out of a cannon is good for shakin' things up every now and then
11. Always give your tuppence to the bird woman
12. Carpet bags are great
13. A good laugh can do wonders. Literally
14. Some people laugh through there teeth, goodness sakes, hissing and spitting like snakes
15. "It turns out, with due respect, when all is said and done, that there's no such thing as you!"
16. Really cheesy jokes are hilarious when told on the ceiling
17. Well begun is half done
18. Learning how to snap is quite important, just in case Mary Poppins helps you clean up the house
19. Enough is as good as a feast
20. "And what would happen to me, may I ask, if I loved all the children I said good-bye to?"
21. A screever's an artist of highest degree
22. People always complicate things that are really quite simple
23. You can dance on the breeze, over houses and breeze, with your hand holding tight to the string of your kite
24. People who get their feet wet, must learn to take their medicine.
25. Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking
26. Talking umbrellas are all the rage
27. Piecrust promises (ones "easily made, and easily broken") are useless
28. Spoiled eggs are great for throwing at people
29. Changing plans is perfectly fine, even if you were planning on buying fish
30. Tea, however, should never be disturbed
31. It's also easier to insult people if you're singing at them
32. "Goats butt, birds fly, and children who are going on an outing with their father must get some sleep"
33. "Sometimes a person we love, through no fault of his own, can't see past the end of his nose."
34. Never loan any money to those darn colonists.
35. "While stand the banks of England, England stands"
36. "They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all."
37. A chimney is a wondrous thing
38. I'll always want to dance on roof tops at sunset
39. Mary Poppins is never sacked
40. Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious- I shouldn't have to say more

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